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Summary: Movie, really short drabble, crack. Bumblebee attempts to tell Sideswipe that Sam is not his pet. Sideswipe is not impressed.
Rating: K

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Summary: Movieverse, oneshot. Crack, melodramatic angst, a bit of fluff towards the end. Four ways that our intrepid human characters did not become Autobots, and the one way they did.
Rating: K+

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Summary: G1, oneshot. On a dark night, Prowl and Bluestreak offer a human a ride home. But Bluestreak is positive that this human is one of those infamous “phantom hitchhikers,” and the human’s creepiness isn’t helping.
Rating: K+

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Summary: Oneshot, post G1 S2, complete and utter crack. Ratbat, Rumble, and Frenzy perfect the art of bad timing with a little help from the resident humans.
Rating: T

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Summary: 07AU, fantasy/supernatural genre, crack. A sorcerer, a witch, and a shaman. They are the Autobots’ defenders, hiding in plain sight. Now if they could only find a plausible explanation as to why Bumblebee has to be anointed in a cup of spider tears, three yolks of viper eggs, a drop of chicken’s blood, ( Read more... )

 
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Summary: Drabble. G1 crack. Complete and utter crack. Behold the Decepticons’ plot to establish unwitting human informants inside the Autobot base.

Rating: T. Unintentional double entendres. The Decepticons say things with complete and honest…er…innocence, for a lack of better term.

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Summary: Drabble. The Autobot and the human have a deep and meaningful conversation.

Chapter rating: K

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Rating: T

Summary: The third Randomverse drabble. The human finds the injured Decepticon and...er..."decides" to repair him.

Author note: I am having quite a bit of vindictive fun towards the “human-fixes-Decepticon” storyline we sometimes find in fanfiction. That is not to say that such a story is poorly ( Read more... )

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Summary: G1, very short and cracky drabble. Not all greetings are as universal as they seem. The leaders of Cybertron and the ambassadors of Earth greet the representative of Yaptaleeria.

Rating: T

Warnings: Interspecies kiss. Don’t worry; leave the brain bleach. This won’t get scarring, I promise. And yet I ( Read more... )